Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques
A materialist uses Occam’s Razor And arrives at the conclusion That the simplest explanation Is that there is no explanation A believer uses Occam’s Razor
The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…
Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune
You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
