Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture
To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–
The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying
