You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished
There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles
The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate
It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance
All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar