In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:
Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both
God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct
In the age of divorce It needs to be said: If you don’t want to end up divorc… Do not covet your neighbor’s ex-wi…
The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end
Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
