A Tale of Us vs. Them
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint
I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…
You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable