I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…

Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we

Serve (one another) and Play (together)

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say