My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
Where are you stuck? Wherever it is That’s where you go To find God And get unstuck
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…
I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
