She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking

Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

People ask if God is real But that’s the wrong question The real question is whether or no… We are afraid to ask that question Because we are afraid of what othe…

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions