7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins
Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…
I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…
When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…
A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then
