A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies