Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met

I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia

It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

In all my dreams of flying my life has come

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school