It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us
In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone
Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself
Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
Apocalypse now in the eternal now
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
