It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it