Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own