A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
When postmodern nihilism governs w… Western elites govern by playing i… Because nothing is worth the risk
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness
One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking
Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
