When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into

Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion

Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that