Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
People are afraid of change so they change with the times
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful
Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…