Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…