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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

It’s Only Funny If It Comes as a Surprise

Much of life is boring
Which is also why
Life is so funny

Other works by Chris Gaither...
“If You’re Going to Take Vienna, Take Vienna”

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
I Was Crunchy When Crunchy Was Still Cool

People are afraid of change so they change with the times
I Have a Little Secret to Tell You: Strong Men Complement Strong Women

The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–
It Was All an Act

You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;
The Reason Being

Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
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I’m Still Standing in the Wind

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
Let There Be Light Sweet Crude

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely
All Talk and No Action Makes Jack a Null Ploy

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
A Few Clams Don’t Go Nearly as Far as They Used To

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
You Can’t Spell Statues Without Status

Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining
The Unofficial Results of the Unwritten Rules

In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention
“Ahsoka Tano stated that anyone, with enough time, could learn to harness the Force. She regarded those with natural sensitivity as those with a talent for it, but stated it was discipline that truly mattered.”

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit
“The Fool: new beginnings; taking risks; optimism; loyalty and protection; infinite possibilities”

When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool
“Social media is their life. That’s just what they do.”- Christie Sides

In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game
Trying Times

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology



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