China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…

In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food