They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand
Mix-up can mean three things: - A state of confusion - Conflict, fight - Mixture If you said
Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned
Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
