While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction
The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate
There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
