You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden