I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk

Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it