As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent
When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in
You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money
When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center