The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!