Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation