There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…

Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon