A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead
People are afraid of change so they change with the times
The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
The critique of pure reason should have been that rational thought is impossible unless paired effectively with fee… As AI reaches escape velocity
Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves
The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…
If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face
I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?
