America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice
A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled
Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying
You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy
When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–
It’s not for me to judge What is it? Me And I’ve gotta be me So, free will consists of
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny