You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

In all my dreams of flying my life has come

The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged