Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God
You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…
Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right
God is the world’s only super-bower
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
