We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…
I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless
Moses was both the greatest and th… Because he compared himself Not to his fellow man– An act which makes you smaller and… But to God
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
