I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

One difference between God and A… Is that God tests our faith Because He has faith in us Whereas AI tests our patience Because it is supposed to make lif…

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…