American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:

AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure