Cyberspace is an unmaker’s space where we make the tech to unmake the people to make the money And though you can prepare

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it

Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding