A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code:
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us