At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…

Nothing is Risk-free Except hell

Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

Mating For Life Saved My

It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free