All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know