People ask if God is real But that’s the wrong question The real question is whether or no… We are afraid to ask that question Because we are afraid of what othe…

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…

The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?