The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

Materialism’s biggest assumption Is that death has the last word Which is why In their fear of death Materialists never let anyone else…

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie