All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…

Never Win Anything

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him

In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere