No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

The fox is in both henhouses– Yours and your neighbor’s– Because the roosters standing guar… Have turned on one another Plucking each other’s eyes out

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

One interpretation holds that the… And the Tree of Knowledge of Goo… Are one and the same tree Which makes sense to me Since when Adam and Eve decided t…

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…

When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…