It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…

Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place

At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;