Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

Social media came for our teenage… and unable to organize their inner… they turned their aggression inwar… Now AI is coming for our teenage… and unable to impact the external…

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone