When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

Where are you stuck? Wherever it is That’s where you go To find God And get unstuck

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive

If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

Chapter 1- Defense Mechanisms, an… We all defend ourselves– If you are unprepared to defend yo… It just means that Your defense is unconscious