It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke