All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel
You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?
I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
