I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one

The heart is a pump That never stops Caring Artificial Intelligence is possib… But machines will never care

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us

Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy