It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior
My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression
The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups
If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
