If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
A materialist uses Occam’s Razor And arrives at the conclusion That the simplest explanation Is that there is no explanation A believer uses Occam’s Razor
Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor
In Let there be plight the P is silent
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns
According to AI Sartre’s concept of nausea describ… “The feeling of dread that arises when someone perceives inanimate o… as encroaching on their sense of s…
A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to
You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after
People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be
If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
