Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail
Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating
I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which
The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups
