All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…
You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…
Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines
My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves
Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
