When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…
With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found
It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far
I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser