If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief