In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story