God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

I want what you want so I want a cow

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio