The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears

If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it