My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

A being becomes human when you add meaning

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher